dang, missed April fool’s
only one of these statements is false:
I came very close to shaving off my hair the second time George Bush got elected.
My car has been hit by lightening.
My husband passed out in the bathroom and broke his tooth once and another time at Jane’s Addiction concert.
I love Neil Diamond and I dream about him sometimes.
I was too scared to look over the edge of the Empire State Building balcony.
I don’t really hate anyone on Earth.
I’ve spoken to angels.
One of my tattoos is from a bar in Quito.
I never cheated on any of my boyfriends.
We had two tame black bunnies that lived in our yard for a whole summer without getting eaten.